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"Do not read, as children do, to amuse yourself, or like the ambitious, for the purpose of instruction. No, read in order to live."

Gustave Flaubert (via kushandwizdom)

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jack-o-liam:

sounds about right 

Important info for the skeleton war

aro-ace-skeleton-warrior:

jack-o-liam:

sounds about right 

Important info for the skeleton war

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Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this. It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world.

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xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

ITS EVERYWHERE, he’s making the rounds

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I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”

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Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

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